I see that Skegness has been besmirching the pleasures of Blackpool and Brighton in a new advertising campaign.
Now my one and only visit to Skegness was when I spent a couple of hours on the beach with the Lincolnshire Laughing Lady a few weeks ago, so I'm not really best qualified to comment.
However they are probably loathe to mention the scum of liquidised sewage that I had to paddle through to leave the beach that day.
Pots and kettles.
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